All 5 game Reviews

AD&D Engine - Fighter AD&D Engine - Fighter

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Holy crap

Nice. It's exciting even though the all out interactivity of some RPG's is there. I like the D&D feel and somewhat silly dialogue. It's like being in a stinky barn with a bunch of 36 year old unmarried constantly masturbating fat guys who live off of Doritos and Mountan Dew and know only how to bag groceries, read comics, and play D&D.

RobSuperSonic responds:

if thats what you like to do in your free time, who am I to say somthing about it, Enjoy your barn party and your group masturbation, can you just clean your self before playing my game again ?

Mission to Mars Mission to Mars

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Nice job.

Quick comments... make the meteors look cooler. And if their paths are actionscript, I might lessen the frequency a touch. If their preset, then you're a dickhead because there were a few parts where there is just no where to go.

Wonka's Waste: Toxic Choc Wonka's Waste: Toxic Choc

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Missing one thing...

Classic Sloth sound effects. Aauugghh. Ha ha. Choc-liiit. Eh Heh. Uh oh.

Pacman 3:arena Pacman 3:arena

Rated 3 / 5 stars

On the way to a bad ass game.

Great work. But you would have a much better game on your hands using more of what Quake 3 has to offer. I always thought Quake 3 was one stage in a PAC-MAN evolution anyway. Evading and chasing. Quad Damage and power pellets. Natural progression. Why not plug in some Boosts, Quads, or even better weapons? Maybe refine the graphics a bit too. Make a better techno selection. Very nice job though.

Steve Ballmer Sucks Steve Ballmer Sucks

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

What's the big deal?

Why is Shpadoinkle so upset? People trash Bill Gates all the time. Fuck em all. Fuck them and their history. I thought it was pretty funny albeit lame and immature but funny. Pirates of Silicon Valley is the shit. Mac rules.